Homer: I've heard 'em all. I like you as a friend... I think we should see other people... I no speak English...
Lisa: I get the idea.
Homer: I'm married to the sea... I don't want to kill you, but I will.

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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 15 Quotes

I didn't cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig, but I'll cry now.

Groundskeeper Willie

(Watching The Krusty Show)
Bart: I'd give anything to go to that show!
Homer: I'd sell my first-born son!
Bart: Hey!
Homer: You'll do as you're told!