Jake, what's this? A phone message? Yeah, some lady called for...
Charlie: Jake, what's this? A phone message?
Jake: Yeah, some lady called for you.
Charlie: Who? I can't read your writing.
Jake [reading the paper]: You're a big selfish jerk.
Charlie: Ok, I know who this is. Amyâ€”probably Amy.
Jake: Yup, Amy
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6: "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
- Charlie Harper, Jake Harper
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- Eric Hochberger