Jim's gone on his honeymoon. So I started borrowing his office, ...

Jim's gone on his honeymoon. So I started borrowing his office, to fart in. Then one day, I came in, and I just stayed. 'Cause this place is awesome. It feels like home now. Even better than my home. My home sucks.

Kevin

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Character:
Kevin Malone
Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 6: "Mafia"
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The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 6 Quotes

Dwight: Do you know how to use that?
Andy: To change tires? No. But it's metal. I can hit somebody with it.

The only way to stop a bully is to stand up to him. Trust me - I've bullied a lot of people.

Dwight
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