Just imagine that instead of going to jail when you murdered someone, you got an ice cream cone. If that we the case, then in the summer time, everyone would go around killing people for the pleasure of an ice cream cone.

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Character:
Michael Scott
Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 19: "New Leads"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 19 Quotes

Jim: Who's that?
Michael: Captain Jack Sparrow - Captain Jack Sparrow Jim!

Jim Jim - where do I find the black pearl?

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