Two and a Half Men

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Just like old times. I'm talking and you're in a bottle ignoring me.

Alan [to urn]

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Just like old times. I'm talking and you're in a bottle ignoring me.

Alan [to urn]

Walden: Trust me, money doesn't buy happiness.
Alan: I wouldn't know, I've never had either.