Just like when you're little and you want to believe Santa Claus is alive. Santa Claus is fucking dead.

Situation

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (4 Votes)
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Episode:
Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 7: "Sleeping with the Enemy"
Show:
Jersey Shore
Star:
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
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Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

I'm drinking my horny goat weed. I'm gonna masturbate and I'm going to bed.

Jenni

How does it feel, Jenni, to have the crap beat out of you by me? I'm basking in it right now.

Sammi