The Simpsons

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Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer: He sold poison milk to school children.


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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 11 Quotes

The knee bone's connected to the something. The something's connected to the red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.

Dr. Nick

Barney: If Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
Homer: Barney, I'm not getting a sex change!