Stewie: Late night, huh? What's her name Brian?
Brian: What are you talking about?
Stewie: Oh spare me the theatrics. I see the signs, the excuses for why we can't hang out, the inside out collar. If I didn't recognize what was going on here, I'd have to be as dim as those retirees I entertain every Thursday.
(Flash to the retirement home)
Stewie: (singing and playing the guitar)
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
Oh, there's a hole
There's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
(talking and still playing the guitar)
Whoa-ho-ho, alright, we're getting a little faster here now. And you know what? I think there's something else down there in the bottom of the sea, something that you'll be able to relate to.
(singing and playing the guitar)
There's a tube in the throat of the elderly man in the hospital bed on the frog on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a tube in the throat, of the elderly man, in the hospital bed, on the frog on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
Oh there's a hole
There's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
(A nurse wheels in a birthday cake on a cart)
(talking and still playing the guitar)
Oh, whoa! What is this?
(singing and playing the guitar)
There's a birthday cake for Mr. Cowen on the frog on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a birthday cake for Mr. Cowen in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
(Mr. Cowen falls to the floor)
(talking and still playing the guitar)
Get a nurse.
(singing and playing the guitar)
There's a hole
There's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.