Parks and Recreation

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Parks and recreation

Leslie, my first wife Tammy tried throwing me a surprise birthday party . When I saw my friends hiding through the window, I drove to a gas station, called the cops and told them people had broken into my home. I'm not big on surprises.

Ron

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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes

Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.

Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?

April
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