Leslie, my first wife Tammy tried throwing me a surprise birthda...
Leslie, my first wife Tammy tried throwing me a surprise birthday party . When I saw my friends hiding through the window, I drove to a gas station, called the cops and told them people had broken into my home. I'm not big on surprises.
Ron
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- Character:
- Ron Swanson
- Episode:
- Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 20: "Summer Catalog"
- Show:
- Parks and Recreation
- Related Quotes:
- Ron Swanson Quotes, Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes, Parks & Rec Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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