Leslie, you need to understand that we are headed to the most special place on earth. When I'm done eating a Mulligan's meal, for weeks afterwards there flecks of meat in my mustache and I refuse to clean it because every now and then a piece of meat will fall into my mouth.

Ron

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Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 6: "Indianapolis"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Ron: You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

Skywriting isn't always positive.

Leslie