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Royal-pains

Boris: Life isn't always simple.
Hank: But death is.

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Royal Pains Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan
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