Bart: Lis', today I am a God!
Lisa: Is that why you're sitting on an ice-cream sandwich?
Bart: Eew!

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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 7 Quotes

Groundskeeper Willie: (Speaking into a microphone) If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the lot of ya, and burn yer town to cinders!
(A man whispers something into his ear.)
Groundskeeper Willie: I know it's on!

You may remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid."

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