Lisa you're smart, help me trick her into taking me back! Dad,...
Homer: Lisa you're smart, help me trick her into taking me back!
Lisa: Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you. There's a reason two people come together and stay together - there's something they give each other that nobody else can give them. If you wanna get Mom back, you'll just have to remember what you give her that no one else can.
Homer: I'll pay you forty dollars if you think of it for me.
Homer: Okay thirty.
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 22: "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
- Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson
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- Eric Hochberger