Evelyn: Listen, if I had gotten married after every weekend of hot, sweaty debauchery with a virtual stranger, you'd have, well, many more stepfathers than you already have.
Charlie: She knows what she's talking about, Alan. Mom's been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint
Charlie: She knows what she's talking about, Alan. Mom's been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint
Added By: Eric Hochberger
Date Added: 02/18/09