Listen, if I had gotten married after every weekend of hot, swea...
Evelyn: Listen, if I had gotten married after every weekend of hot, sweaty debauchery with a virtual stranger, you'd have, well, many more stepfathers than you already have.
Charlie: She knows what she's talking about, Alan. Mom's been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint
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- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 8: "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
- Charlie Harper, Evelyn Harper
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