Lois, I'm packing for Kissstock and I can't find my favorite und...
Peter: Lois, I'm packing for Kissstock and I can't find my favorite underwear!
Lois: You mean the one with the hole in the left butt cheek from you tore them pulling them up in the airplane bathroom when you had the trots?
Peter: No, the one with the hole in the right butt cheek from when I held it in during the extra-long sunday service mass because I thought blowing gas would offend Jesus, and I let it go in the vestibule, and it sounded like Louis Armstrong?
Lois: Oh. Middle drawer!
- Family Guy
- Family Guy Season 3 Episode 20: "Road to Europe"
- Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin
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