Lois may be worth a million bucks to you, but to me she's worthless

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Character:
Peter Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6: "Death Lives"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Death's Mom: Why can't you find a nice girl?
Death: Ma, she's gonna dump him.
Death's Mom: Well, at least he got that far. [to Peter]: You know who he took to the Prom? His cousin.
Peter: That's weak.
Death's Mom: Yeah

Death's Mom: Death. Put your jacket on or you'll get frostbite.
Death: I don't have skin!
Death's Mom: That's 'cause you didn't eat your beans!