George: Look, do I have to break up with her in person? Can't I do it over the phone? I have no stomach for these things.
Jerry: You should just do it like a band-aid: one motion, right off!


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Jerry: He's a doctor. You gotta pay what he says.
George: Oh, no, no, no. I pay what I say.

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