Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask him and he'll say no. ...
Bart: (Thinking) Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask him and he'll say no. Then it'll be his fault.
Homer: (Thinking) I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, yes!
Homer's Brain: Wait! Are you sure that's how this sort of thing works?
Homer: Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
Bart: (Through clenched teeth) Dad, I really want you to come on this trip with me.
Homer: (Through clenched teeth) Bart, I'd be delighted to go on your trip with you.
Bart & Homer: D'oh!
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 8: "Boy-Scoutz N the Hood"
- Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson
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- Eric Hochberger