Look, if it makes it easier, you can just pretend I'm Carla. I...

Turk: Look, if it makes it easier, you can just pretend I'm Carla.
Dr. Cox: I can totally do this. Carla.
Turk: Wha-at?
Dr. Cox: I think that your fiancé is a self-involved, bobble-headed jock itch who is not good enough for you. Not now, not ever.


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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10: "My Rule of Thumb"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

Ted: You are so beautiful.
Maggie: That was worth the wait! You are a stallion!

J.D.'s Narration: Of course, some rules are just plain silly.
Dr. Cox: Ya got big plans for tonight?
Carla: Oh... It's Turk's stupid rule, I don't wanna talk about it. Hey! You never told me what you really think of Turk.
Dr. Cox: He is a complete tool... But I suppose you could do a lot worse.

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