Elliot: Look, um, that problem I was talking about before... I can't seem to intubate patients anymore. I mean, I used to do that better than anyone here. Now the only thing that sets me apart from the other doctors is that my beeper plays "That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it! Mm-hm, mm-hmm!" I don't know what to do.
Dr. Casey: It's just a piece of porcelain! I mean, there's no reason we both shouldn't be able to sit on it!
Elliot: Yeah, um, about my career-ending problem...
Dr. Casey: We must conquer the roof toilet.


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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13: "My Porcelain God"
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 Quotes

J.D.'s Narration: I think it's human nature to search for answers.
Turk: Dude. Why is your tux gonna cost four thousand dollars?
J.D.: No reason.

Well done, there, Barbie. You're now exactly where you were three years ago.

Dr. Cox