Homer: Sweetie, will you please look at daddy! Lisa: You stopped being my daddy when you bet against me! All I have now is a mom. That's why I'm taking her maiden name. So from now on, my name is Lisa Bouvier! (Homer gasps) Nelson: Hey, Mr. S. Lisa B. Homer: Nooo! Girl: Would you like to buy some band candy? Homer: Yeees!
(After Lisa loses the crossword puzzle tournament) Lisa: Oh, I blew it again. Homer: She blew it again! Woo-Hoo! (The bartender approaches Homer with a large tray of money) Bartender: (Disdainfully) Here's your money, soaked in your daughter's tears. Homer: You know for a bartender-bookie, you're awfully judgmental.