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May every person that laughs at your sophmoric effort be a reminder of your eternal mediocrity and pierce your heart like a knife!

Stewie

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Family Guy Season 11 Episode 10 Quotes

Quagmire: Hey guys, this is my date Consuela.
Consuela: No, no, no.
Quagmire: Okay, we're here as friends, but I'm gonna change your mind one day.

Lois: Remember kids, if it's terrible, at the end we all say "You did it!"
Stewie: I can't believe we're going to the theater the same day Chris drowned a mouse in a puddle. I mean, don't we need a day to clear our heads?