Mia wants sperm. Well, don't look at me. No, no, she wants m...
Charlie: Mia wants sperm.
Alan: Well, don't look at me.
Charlie: No, no, she wants my sperm. She wants me to make a deposit so she can make a baby.
Alan: You're kidding.
Charlie: Apparently, that's another one of its uses!
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 23: "Arguments for the Quickie"
- Two and a Half Men
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