Mom, I'm afraid if I fall asleep, the hurricane's gonna sneak up on me and give me a vasectomy

Chris

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Character:
Chris Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 3 Episode 4: "One If By Clam, Two If By Sea"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

Peter [to Queen's Guard]: Hell, I thought you English guys never move.
Guard: No. That's just our women

Bartender: Evening, gents! How about a nice, warm lager?
Englishman: And help yourself to a packet of crisps.
Englishman Two: Or a ruddy nice plum pudding.
Peter: Holy crap, it's a gay bar!