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Alan: Mom's here. Charlie, can you hear me?
Charlie: Yeah, I just prefer to live in denial

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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

Charlie: Are you happy? Now we have to throw a party for your crazy-ass mother.
Alan: She's your mother, too.
Charlie: How do you know? I could have been adopted.
Alan: You wish

Daisy: I'm staying at a motel tonight.
Berta: Good idea, maybe you'll meet your next husband on the walk there

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