Mr. Hat, you need to admit you have a drinking problem. (to waiter) Another cosmo, please.

Mr. Garrison

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Character:
Mr. Garrison
Episode:
South Park Season 1 Episode 13: "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"
Show:
South Park
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Mr. Garrison Quotes, South Park Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes, South Park Quotes
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South Park Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes

Stan: Oh my god! They videotaped killing Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!

Chief Running Water: (Narrating the flashback) I knew she wanted me because she kept saying romantic things.
Young Liane: Oh, Chief. I want your hot man chowder.
Young Chief: Whoa! Hello!