My mom? You're going to tell me that my mom helped me with my public erections? I drew pictures!

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New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Winston: Schmidt, you can't move out! Who's gonna do my fades?!
Jess: Yeah, who's gonna do his fades?!

I'm having a party tonight and I can't have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat.

Jess