Sandy: My mother always said, "a well fed man is a happy man."
Charlie: Our mother said, "here's ten bucks for pizza. Don't wait up."


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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 11 Quotes

Charlie: How'd you sleep?
Sandy: Great. You?
Charlie: LIke a drunk baby

Sandy: Who has room for another eclair?
Alan: Not unless I unbutton my pants.
Charlie: My pants are already unbuttoned.
Jake: I took mine off when she brought the marshmallow yams