My parents won't let me use scissors. The children have a righ...

Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors.
Miss Hoover: The children have a right to laugh at you, Ralph. These things couldn't cut butter. Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover. I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.


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Characters:
Ralph Wiggum, Miss Hoover
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 15: "I Love Lisa"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 15 Quotes

(Watching The Krusty Show)
Bart: I'd give anything to go to that show!
Homer: I'd sell my first-born son!
Bart: Hey!
Homer: You'll do as you're told!

Lisa: Ralph thinks I like him but I only gave him a valentine because I felt sorry for him.
Homer: Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?

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