30 Rock Season 3 Episode 11 Quotes

Jack: Oh, come on Lemon, what is this? A green card thing?
Liz: No.
Jack: Closet case?
Liz: I don't think so.
Jack: Slump buster?
Liz: No, he's not a ballplayer.
Jack: Bundy-esque serial killer?
Liz: That was my first thought, but no. This is actually happening, and I'm blowing it.

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• Added: February 13, 2009

How dare you say such things so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, patron saint of judgmental statues!

Elisa

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• Added: February 13, 2009