No, I want to show you.

Jerry: Completely naked?Kramer: Completely naked.Elaine: Jerrry, How can I go on?Kramer: Alright. I'll tell you what. If it's going to make you feel any better, you can see me naked.Elaine: No thank you!Kramer: No, I want you to see me naked.Elaine: No, no, no!Kramer: No, I want to show you.


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Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, Cosmo Kramer
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 2: "The Truth"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

My cousin Douglas was in a place like this one time. He came over to my house for dinner. There was no soda and he went berserk. He was screaming. "Where's the Pepsi, where's the Pepsi?"

Jerry

I was audited last year. At first I thought well, IRS kinda sounds like Toys 'R Us maybe won't be so bad.

Jerry
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  2. No, I want to show you.