No offense, Randy, but there is a long list of candidates for th...

No offense, Randy, but there is a long list of candidates for this slot. This slot is Vice President of Awesome. And you're like Assistant Undersecretary of Only OK.

Barney

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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 18: "Rebound Bro"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes

Ted: We can do it against the door. It will be hot. It will be like a three-way: you, me and the door.
Stella: Yeah, but then it's going to be weird between me and the door tomorrow

[Marshall's cell phone rings]
Marshall: Hey buddy...I'm married Barney, I cannot be your new wingman.
[Robin's cell phone rings]
Robin: No

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