Jean Ralphio: No way. Yesterday if you would have asked me, I would have said no. But thank god my grandfather just died so I am a-flushed with cash.
Tom: Awesome. I have four thousand bucks. All I need you to do is kick in six Gs, and then you and I are part-owners of the hottest nightclub in Pawnee. Also, sorry about your grandpa.
Jean Ralphio: No worries, he was a dick.


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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 17: "Woman of the Year"
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 17 Quotes

Winning is every girl's dream. But it's my destiny. And my dream.

Leslie

Every child has the right to play, no matter how boring the sport.

Leslie