Now all I have to do is think of a clever line before I pull the...

Now all I have to do is think of a clever line before I pull the trigger. (Thinks) Oh, that's a perfect one. But I don't need to say it out loud 'cause I'm by myself.

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Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 5: "Treehouse of Horror XVIII"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 5 Quotes

(From "Mr. & Mrs. Simpson.")
Marge: All those nights I thought you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people?!
Homer: I was out getting drunk, then killing people!

Lisa: I can't believe that an alien who looked so evil turned out to be bad.
Marge: Hmm, I guess you should judge a book by its cover.
Secret Agent: Definitely! Especially if you count the inside flap as part of the cover, it usually gives you a great idea of what the book's about.

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