Michael: Now on this ship that is the office, what is the sales department? Anyone?
Darryl: How about the sales department is the sails?
Michael: Yes Darryl, the sales department makes sales.


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Michael Scott, Darryl Philbin
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The Office Season 2 Episode 11: "Booze Cruise"
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The Office
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The Office Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

What is with the guy jumping overboard? If he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now, and not all wet.

Michael

Dwight: Don't worry Michael, I'm taking us to shore!
Michael: It's a fake wheel, dummy!