Nurse I need you to help me to drain some fluid. But first we ar...

Todd: Nurse I need you to help me to drain some fluid. But first we are going to have to get to work on this patient.
Turk: Todd, take this scalpel and carve this into your arm: No nurse will ever touch your dangle.


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Turk, The Todd
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 21: "My Fallen Idol"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 21 Quotes

J.D.'s Narration: Maybe he just needed time to heal, or maybe he just needed to see how much everybody cared. But I'd like to believe that it was because of me that he was finally able to say this:
Dr. Cox: You don't drink scotch.

(Drunk) Newbie, would you give me some trouble, I'm having a little help here.

Dr. Cox
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