(all the kids are panicked and making a lot of noise) Ms. Crabtree: All right! (she opens a box and pulls out a revolver and a rabbit) Everybody shut up or the cute little bunny DIES!! (everybody shuts up) Stan: She's always trying to get us to shut up by threatening to kill that bunny, but do you think she ever would? Kyle: Oh she would dude, she would.
Cartman: Hey, you guys! What if Ms. Crabtree doesn't come back and we're all trapped up here forever! (The kids all gasp.) Kyle: We couldn't get trapped up here forever, Cartman; we'd die after a couple of days (The kids all gasp louder.) Stan: Dude! Kyle: What? Cartman: (scared) I don't wanna die on this bus with you assholes! You guys suck! Stan: Dude, would you just relax? We've been in a lot worse situations than this, and we've come out of them just fine. Kyle: Worse than this?? Stan: Oh, sure. Don't you remember the time the alien visitors kidnapped your little brother Ike? Now THAT was scary!