Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk! Now...

Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: Now that's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!


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Characters:
Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 2 Episode 20: "Wasted Talent"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes

The Don: You come to me and ask me to kill a man I do not know. Now I ask you...why should I kill this Count Chocula?
Cap'n Crunch: Because that son of a bitch has been spreading lies. My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth...with all respect

All right, listen to me you long-neck bastard. You give me the scroll, and I'll make you the head of sanitation services for the entire city. It's a do-nothing job, sweetcake

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