OK, I'm outta here. Hey, Berta, did you hear the news about Mo...
Berta: OK, I'm outta here.
Alan: Hey, Berta, did you hear the news about Mom?
Berta: Yeah, she joined the Mormon Church so she can get a rent controlled apartment in Salt Lake City. Oh, you mean your mom. No.
Charlie: We're getting a new dad!
Alan: He's great! His name is Teddy!
Charlie: He took us to a boxing match!
Alan: He bought us prostitutes and gelato!
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 24: "Prostitutes and Gelato"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Berta
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- Eric Hochberger