Two and a Half Men

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Okay, I'll tell him to keep his hands off Myra. And then, I'll tell the rain not to fall, the Earth not to spin and you to stop nagging me.

Alan [talking about Charlie to Judith on the phone]

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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 19 Quotes

Myra: Charlie, I don't want to put any pressure on you, but ...I'm a virgin.
Charlie: You are?
Myra: Man, you've got to stop sleeping with dumb girls. It's rubbing off on you

So, how does this work? Do you get your original testicles back or does my brother give you his?

Myra [to Alan about Herb]