Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first unti...

Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning.
Wiggum: Hey, we know how to play softball!


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Characters:
Chief Wiggum, Ralph Wiggum
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 17: "Homer at the Bat"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 17 Quotes

(to Homer) Yeah, and I got my enchanted jock strap!

Carl

Lenny: Hit one here Charlie!
(Charlie swings his bat, it slips out his hands and goes flying into one of Lenny's shins)
Lenny: (in pain) Aah! Aaah!

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