Okay, this vervain stings like a bitch and this family drama makes the prospect of Hell look like Disneyland. So, please, one swift stab straight through the heart. Let's get this over with.

Damon

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Character:
Damon Salvatore
Episode:
The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 8: "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
Show:
The Vampire Diaries
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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 8 Quotes

I'm only here because Stefan's a mama's boy and I don't want the silent treatment for the next century.

Damon

Caroline: I didn't believe it either, but then I ate 9 ice cream sundaes from noon to 3:00, and none of my clothes fit, and then there was that whole part with the doctor and the ultrasound so...yeah.