Bart & Homer: On top of Spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball...
Marge: If you don't mind, we're on our way to a funeral!
Homer: Ding-dong the witch is dead..
Bart: Which old witch?
Homer: The wicked witch!
Marge: Homer!


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13: "Selma's Choice"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 Quotes

(at Aunt Gladys' funeral, Lisa goes up to the casket)
Lisa: Goodbye Great Aunt Gladys. I'm sorry I didn't get to know you better
Bart: (in a raspy voice from behind the casket) Don't worry about it
(Lisa runs away screaming; Bart laughs)

Worker: We found this one swimming naked in the pool.
Lisa: I am the lizard queen!