One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti! Sometimes I pee in the shower if I'm really tired! I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn't leave right away!

Liz

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Character:
Liz Lemon
Episode:
30 Rock Season 3 Episode 5: "Reunion"
Show:
30 Rock
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30 Rock Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Jack: Hey Lemon, check this out, I just made it up: the three B's: beers, boats, and buds. Doesn't that sound great?
Liz: Are you having a stroke?

Show her the ugly duckling has turned into a vaguely ethnic swan.

Jack