Our pediatrician. My ex-wife is sleeping with our... pediatricia...

Alan: Our pediatrician. My ex-wife is sleeping with our... pediatrician.
Charlie: I wonder if she gets a lollipop after every visit.


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Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2: "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Charlie: Hmmm, tequila? Checkbook? Sourpuss? Must be alimony time.
Alan: Go away, Charlie.
Charlie: Boy, you'd think for all that money, she'd at least come over and give you a lap dance.
Alan: Leave me alone, Charlie!
Charlie: In fact, you know what would be really funny? Where it says "memo", write "lap dance". Giver her something to explain at tax time

Alan: Our pediatrician. My ex-wife is sleeping with our... pediatrician.
Charlie: I wonder if she gets a lollipop after every visit.

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