Eastbound & Down

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Eastbound and down

Over the course of my career, I've played on many different teams - some I liked, and some I really f*cking hated. I am not mentioning any names, but let's just say that Seattle can tongue kiss my sh*thole. The best way to get a new team on your side is to trash the last team you played for. Talk sh*t about how their fans suck, and their women have pancake t*tties.

Kenny Powers

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Eastbound & Down Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

On the long road to grief recovery, don't be surprised if you've got to spill a little blood to get sh*t fixed. With all great comebacks, somebody usually gets f*cked.

Kenny Powers

Sometimes being on the mend can get old real quick. Like when you're doing all this awesome sh*t to show motherf*ckers that you're cool now. And one day, you realize that maybe the person you are truly trying to fix yourself for has moved the f*ck on. And there you are, left in the midst of a battle, that suddenly means nothing.

Kenny Powers
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