Quotes
Great job, everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual houses, alone.
Ron
This is like a waking nightmare of happiness!
Leslie
I warned you. Standard birth control methods are usually ineffective against a Swanson.
Ron
Rayna: I'm just gonna live my life.
Lamar: It's always best to just leave the past behind.
Avery: Can't take no for an answer huh?
Gunnar: Guess that makes two of us.
I know one Indian who was friends with a construction worker, fireman, and traffic cop.
Cam
Hey I see a couple of old people, this isn't one of those catheter commercials is it? Because if it gets too descriptive I'm gonna start to squirm. Oooh I just did it to myself.
Phil
Alex: It's junior year, I have to get good grades. Don't you know how competitive it is out there? Stop pressuring me!
Haley: You know, this is what happens to kids when they're not sexually active.
Prepare to feel like an old denim fest because I'm about to be-dazzling you.
Cam
He was up at 5 in the morning ironing, but he also does that when he's depressed so I don't know.
Gloria
JJ: We were this close to going to Ocean City, then I get the text.
Reid: I was in the middle of calculating force times distance times the coefficient of friction to determine how fast I can make a hairpin turn in a Prius.
JJ: You don't have a hybrid, Spence.
Reid: I know but if I did I'd want to know.
Garcia: I say we all demand a vacation.
Reid: From who - the guy that works three jobs? God luck with that.