Hey, I'm sorry about last night. I tried to put you on that impalement, but my co-chief overruled me.

Levi [to Mika]

Jo: I'm not pregnant.
Link: Are you disappointed?
Jo: I want another kid.

Mer: My kid was sick, and I wasn't here, and I felt really upset about that; I'm all they have.
Nick: But you're not.

Jules: I'm really sorry for what I said earlier, it was inappropriate.
Winston: It was right.

Bailey: Mom?
Mer: Hey, how do you feel?
Bailey: Where's Nick?

Jo: It's not negative.
Link: You're pregnant?
Jo: It's not positive either!
Link: Is there a third option?

Jo: I can't look at it.
Link: Did you pee on this?
Jo: Just read it!
Link: It's negative. Whoo!

Simone: Hey, Eddie, did you come up here to hurt yourself?
Eddie: I don't know.
Simone: Are you having thoughts of suicide?
Eddie: I guess, sometimes.
Simone: I'm here if you want to talk; we both are. Maybe you can sit down, you had a long night.

You know what exhausted interns do? Make mistakes, which makes my life messy. You want my life to be messy, Griffith?

Bailey

We're in this together, no matter what.

Link

Winston: You know we can see you, right?
Gilbert: Angela is my professional cuddler.

Jerry: It’s not me!
Eddie: It’s me!