Reid: There's an old Buddhist saying that, when you meet your soulmate, remember that the act to bring you together was 500 years in the making. So always appreciate and be kind to each other.
Lewis: That's lovely.
Reid: There's a corollary for friends. When you meet a true friend, you will be bound together though space and time for 500 years.

Woof, you're a sight for sore eyes, Mr. Police Officer.


Loughlin: People aren't supposed to live in hotels.
Elizabeth: Well, maybe this place is special.

Iris: Nobody tells me shit. I've never met the owner.
Marcy: Well, you have now deary. This is the new owner, Will Drake.

Mess is always forgiven - the first time.


Iris: You get the hell out of here. You don't give a shit about those girls.
Sally: And you do?

We can do this the easy way, or the hard way, but I'm not leaving until you get all your vitamins and minerals.


I can see the pain in your eyes. Very familiar. You've lost something and now you're frozen in time. Can't go forward. Can't go back.


You pollute your bodies, you dumb Swedish meatballs.


Like it's up to me to solve country music's problem with gay artists?


You are the wisest, most level-headed, empathetic person I've ever met, and if you believe it's the right thing to do, that's good enough for me.


He's gonna get you killed. He's gonna get you killed like he got Nadia killed.