This is unity. Like you always wanted.

Jaha [to Kane]

I'm guessing you've killed the grand total of nobody, yet here you are entering the Olympics of murder.

Mick

That offer is only good until the third trimester. I can't risk getting amniotic fluid on my spot.

Sheldon

Sheldon. Oh come on. Roller coasters, caffeine, runny eggs. I've been avoiding these things all my life, and now because you're pregnant, you have to.

Wine again? No, thank you. I like my grapes the old fashioned way. In a juice box.

Sheldon

Raj: I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir.
Leonard: I'm sure that would pair nicely with your fine nuggets of chicken.

You have got to stop giving me weapons as presents.

Kendra

Sara: How am I supposed to teach someone to fight with a piece of jewelry?
Rip: Good question.
Sara: It wasn't rhetorical!

You ever think you’re a little cray cray yourself?

Aubrey

Angela: These days he's not respectful to the living, I'm not sure why the dead would be any different.
Hodgins: Well for one thing, she doesn't talk back.

Sam: Let’s pick up a six-pack.
Dean: Just six?

Sleeping is the new smoking.

Dean