Suck it, Bernie.

Shawn

Who is the girl next door to your face?

Shawn

My, oh my. I do loving that man work.

Lassiter

Fantastic! The whole team is here!

Lassiter

Man, we got lapped by the supernaturals!

Shawn

I get to watch Brannigan crash and burn publicly.

Lassiter

Lassiter, did you just hear that? Bernie's in the interrogation room! He's not supposed to be ...

Gus

Ronald Reagan doesn't care!

Bruce

Elizabeth: What if something happens to the kids? Who will take care of them? We don't have any real friends.
Philip: Isn't that how you wanted it?
Elizabeth: Me? What's that supposed to mean?

You know Salisbury steak is technically a hamburger. In the shape of a steak.

Paige

Oh I'll take one. I just want to see what date it was so I know not to come.

Ellie

Talking like a douche is not helping your case.

Ellie